Tips to Obama, who I can't vote for because his jump shot sucks...
1. It looks more and more that you are incapable of making uncomfortable decisions. Either separate yourself from people like Ayers and Wright, or you lose. You might include the fact that in your opinion Bernadine looks like one hot piece of ass.
2. Shut up those stupid Blacks who keep endorsing you. Especially the ones who are calling all of us racists if we don't support you. Blaming "those fucking Jews" for your loss in Pennsylvania may help you.
3. The Hamas endorsement is a major plus among academia, the hard left elites, and the Jew Haters. Wise up. If I were you I'd go for a qualified Al Qaeda endorsement.
4. Labor Union support. Jesus Christ, I'm beginning to think going to Harvard is a sure sign of latent dumbness. Repeat after me: you get union support by bribing the union leaders. If you don't know that kind of working class crap you are not fit to lead this great country.

But...this post would not be complete if we didn't feature the latest stupidity surrounding the nutroot left, Obama revolutionaries, and his endorsements that have been pulled from the web. But naturally a ton of people took screenshots of them. Ace has done the yoman work here along with Little Green Footballs who has buried him. I think Hillary may win by default.