7/13/2008

Does She or Doesn't She?

Use steroids. Oympic Swimmer Dara Torres is 41 years old and is setting impossible records, getting better with age, something we all thought was impossible....unless some kind of steroid or growth hormone is involved. So this is how steroids work. They do not, standing alone, improve performances. Steroids heal, and they enable the user to heal fast. In fact, up to four times faster than you would without them. Whenever we work out hard our muscles bleed; we burst little veins and we need a day for them to heal, to recover. That is why all our conditioning coaches tell us to exercise one set of muscles one day and another set the next day; our muscles need time to heal after a hard workout. So suppose there was a way to heal the muscles almost immediately so you could work the same muscles out three times per day every day, and work them hard instead of waiting 24 hours between sets?

Steroids heal the muscles within minutes. Your muscles "recover," enabling you to work out three times as much as your competitors. It goes without saying that abilities being equal, you will surpass those who don't work out. Once you understand that steroids "heal" and not much else you "get it."

Now Torres is blood tested every week (she says) and is urine tested virtually every day and has tested "clean" for several years. I really hope so, after all she's not only a fast swimmer, but she is an MILF for sure.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I live in the same county as Dana (Broward, FL). I will be going to that parade if she medals.

She was funny on Jay Leno last week.

Anonymous said...

"Man I'd Like to Fuck" is more like it. She looks really rough.