Stimulus--The Republicans Win in '10 Bill

OK, I'm a slow reader and an even slower evaluator of what I have read--like I have to go back over it twice before I can hope to understand what I read---porn I get right away. So I've actually read the first 100 pages of the fucking Stimulus Package....Stimulus? Doesn't that mean I should get a hard on from reading it? No? Well, OK. First, it ain't no economic Cialis pill, it's more like a financial Woodstock best taken with some cocaine or pot so you remain partially oblivious to what is actually happening. Anyway I read the first 100 pages and couldn't find a single item that wasn't a plan for more money to do the same shit we are doing now. Stuff for "education" only means the teachers unions will grab a billion or so, health care can mean anything especially including paying useless doctors (psychiatrists who only push pills these days), pre natal care which means handing money to store front abortion providers, and so on. Unemployment benefits? In a stimulus package? With the single exception of "infrastructure" which will end up providing us with twenty "Big Digs" that will pay off politicians, businesses, and especially unions, I found nothing that will actually create a single new job within the next five years. So the only beneficiary that I can see is the totally slug clogged Republican Party. Whoopie. BTW, checking around the web I notice that more and more of us think this package should be DOA. Oh and did I forget to mention the Honey Bee (above left) Farmers getting 150mil, or 335 million for preventing sexually transmitted diseases (the country will be clap free by Christmas or? Or more money will be thrown at it), the never to be forgotten Charles B. Rangel Center for Public Service at the City College of New York (Rangel is currently under investigation for numerous felonies), and other job creating goodies. Now make no mistake, the honey bees are dying left and right for some reason and there will be no crops if there are no bees to transport pollen from place to place but a job generator it is not. So? So we are most likely fucked.