The Blow Job Defense

Well, we've had the twinky defense in a murder case, the "if it don't fit you have to acquit" defense in another one, but Charles Barkley has come up with the best one yet: "The Best Blow Job I've ever Had" excuse for drunk driving:

Following his arrest earlier today for drunk driving, Charles Barkley told Arizona cops that he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up a girl who had “given him a ‘blow job’ one week earlier,” which the former NBA star described as “the best one he had ever had in his life.”

I for one, would allow him another chance and then follow him like a bloodhound when he is released to find the address of that girl.