Hyper Inflation to Help Economy

Alfred E Obama informed the nation today about the wonderful unintended consequences of the sure hyperinflation down the road as a result of the Pelosi "America Supreme" package. "Just imagine," the Magnificent One told a packed Rose Bowl audience of illiterate Black and Hispanic teen agers, "Imagine yourselves owning ten room mansions in a few years, even hotels, condo complexes, and shit like that. How? Simple," Obama soothed them. Under the Democrat Hyper inflation Plan all homes now in foreclosure will quintuple in value within five years and nobody will owe anything on their homes anymore. "It's a free lunch," he told an enraptured audience of hip hop inflamed teens who came mainly to hear Rap Stars Bad Azz and Bootie Brown but were enthralled by the Obama promise of a "steak in every oven, a piece of ass in every bed, and dollars in every pocket." He told them to buy $30,000 cars as soon as they left, and those same cars would be worth well over $100,000 in just a few years of "hyper inflation, the people's friend." Two students who could actually read asked if $50 cups of coffee and $500 steak dinners might offset any good things. Obama's people correctly identified the two malcontents as Intifada punks and had them ejected. His speech ended as the mostly teen crowd pretended to know the actual words to "We Will Overcome," as the Obamas eased out of the concert and went to a workers dinner at the trendy Urasawa where they chowed down on Kobe steaks (the now famous Wagyu variety) at the discounted price of $500 per per plate "including the fucking tip to those fucking Mexicans," as Larry Summers was heard to whisper into the ear of Ken Salazar, Obama's choice for Interior.