Total Square wins Masters

Mickelson, a fucking dope who won't even fuck other women while his wife has cancer, won the Masters over a true example of real manhood this Sunday past. While true masculinity shook his head in temporary shock knowing his time will return like an old hard on, the too lame to be on Nike commercials golf player smiled and kissed his sick wife while pretending to still love her. Sickening.

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