Random Thoughts while standing in line at the methadone clinic

Will all those planning to watch CBS on election night wave your med bottles.

Will all those men who would date Theresa Heinz Kerry if she was poor turn yourselves in.

Is it true that Mary Mapes will be the centerfold in the November issue of "Skanks?"

With the Hollywood and Black votes all sewed up can Kerry possibly lose?

What do you call gay people when they are sad?