5/05/2005

MLB discriminating against Hispanics. They are being singled out for steroid violations and you can expect a major ACLU lawsuit. See, it's like this: their English is so bad that they can understand their contracts, bargain for more money, and even read a road sign or two. But they cannot for the life of them read the steroid policy because it was written in English. I have the obvious solution: What is Spanish for get the fuck out of here and play in (Venezuela, Brazil, Mexico, Puerto Rico, or Mexifornia) where everything must be written in Spanish including their worthless currencies?