PORN QUEEN UPDATE

So it's New Years Eve and my and my stoned out lady pal decided to rent a porno from Adelphia on Demand (knowing it was total XXXXX) to get us even more in the mood. We picked what looked to be the dirtiest piece of shit available and clicked on. OK, it was BJ City with all the trimmings BUT all eight of the girls in the movie were total dogs. How total? If you saw any of them at a party you would not go over to say "hello" to any of them.

Last nite with nothing more to do I logged onto Adelphia which linked to the porn channel to see what was what. Nothing is what. Just hype for the "most bizarre sex ever" and so on. But there was an article on Google about a "model" from the Mid West who came to Chatsworth to make some bucks in porn before heading back. She shows up. She is really hot. Everybody wants her. She makes (get ready for this) 250 movies in roughly 180 days at $500 a pop in cash and splits. Think about that. These girls now do a movie for $500 TOPS, and to make a killing agree to be screwed in every orifice for hours at a time twice a day for six months, and to swallow. Remember, they are not being done by needle dick the bug fucker, but by guys with huge hammers. Most "normal" girls "work" no more than ten to fifteen times a month and even then they are out of the business in three years. When you consider the sheer volume of porn movies, there must be ten thousand of them out there every year, it's not surprising that they have run out of good looking girls and are using dogs.

Anyway that's the news.