Superman movie getting rave reviews: it's "art" and shit. I ask you, is anybody in their right mind going to see a movie called Superman looking for art? Reviews that might make me see it:

Lesbian scenes are way overdone...
Sodomy scenes while Superman is flying 10,000 feet above the earth were awful..
When krypton is dropped on the Lois Lane-Superman fellatio scene just as Lois is about to swallow leaves the audience, as well as Superman, limp....