11/30/2009

TIGER---- Best source is Enquirer.  They are never wrong and they fact check everything.  They have been staking Tiger out so that when his ugly "mistress" Rachel Uchitel, showed up at hospital, plane, and LA hotel they were there already waiting for her.  She is self identified as a "party planner," a serial hook up babe who preys upon married men (with money), and an all around fringe exploitation expert.  A "friend told the Enquirer, "I said, 'Rachel, he's married,' and she said, 'Big (bleeping) deal! It's Tiger Woods! I don't care about his wife! We're in love.'  Tiger's carefully manicured facade is now history and as is usual, the other woman is a pig.  As for Mrs. Tiger?  She's a fucking Swede, another word for Viking.  You don't fuck with Vikings, they have an earned reputation for viciousness, although she's never before used a golf club to make a point.

Now it's different: a new bimbo, one Jamie Grubb, has surfaced with copies of voice mails and texts.  Same sleazy look as Bimbo I but her name is different.  Story will go on and on........

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Uchitel is ugly? Jesus, I must have low standards.

Howard said...

There is a ten photo page spread on her over at HERE:
http://heymanhustle.craveonline.com/articles/news/22894-the-real-tiger-of-the-woods-rachel-uchitel-is-our-kind-of-hustler---
She is nothing better than ordinary looking, but a slut who dresses the part has broad appeal.

Anonymous said...

Lives don't change. We simply become more comfortable with our core misery, which is a form of happiness.